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phallic succulent Penis Cactus (Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose) – In Succulent Love

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phallic succulent Penis Cactus (Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose) – In Succulent LovePenis Cactus (Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose) *This plant does have small thorns* *Sizes may vary (;(; This plant is greenhouse grown in San Diego. This means that it was grown with covered and filter light. This plant will thrive best in a bright lit location, out of direct harsh sun. *Limited Plant* Limited plants are special buys that we do not carry and stock on a regular basis. This means that we only buy a handful of these special plants, and

Penis Cactus (Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose)

*This plant does have small thorns*

*Sizes may vary (;(; 

-This plant is greenhouse-grown in San Diego. This means that it was grown with covered and filter light. This plant will thrive best in a bright-lit location, out of direct harsh sun.

*Limited Plant* - Limited plants are special-buys that we do not carry and stock on a regular basis. This means that we only buy a handful of these special plants, and when they are out, they are out! So act fast, supplies are limited!

Shipping

-This plant is shipped ‘bare roots’ and wrapped in protective tissue paper or sometimes will be shipped in its pot.

-‘Bare roots’ simply means there is none or very little soil on the roots of the plant. This is to prevent rotting when shipping, and to prevent the plant getting damaged in the shipping process.

-When you receive the plant, plant the roots & succulent upon receiving and they will continue to grow!

-All of our orders are shipped using USPS & FedEx  shipping. Once we package the order, you will receive an email confirmation with the tracking.

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  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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Betty
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★★★★★ 5
Great price & works fast.
Compact and fast - I love it! Could not beat the price and it's faster than my Food Saver!
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Bought a 3-year protection plan for a nut milk maker machine for $5.99. It was a fairly new kitchen item in our household and we were not familiar with the brand. So, I bought the plan for a piece (peace) of mind. The machine worked nicely for about 18-20 months with daily use until it tripped the circuit outlet. My initial chat with Asurion did not go as I expected due to discrepancy on their end as they see a protection plan for the nut milk maker as a sporting goods valued between $100-$199, not as a kitchen item valued between $30-$39.99. ( I had bought 3 different protection plan on th same day for multiple items purchased on Prime Days). They were looking at a different plan and I was unable to get them to "scroll over" to the appropriate protection plan. I tried again on a different day during the first hour of their contact hours and had a cheerful Asurion agent who was able to find the appropriate kitchen item protection plan. It was a simple and thorough conversation and transaction. I was refunded within hours after I packed up and dropped off the damaged item out to UPS. Moral of the story: Asurion Protection Plan is worth it and contact them at the start of their first day shift, not at the end of their evening shift.
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Brian
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★★★★★ 5
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Hop I won’t have to use the warranty but it was reasonably priced.
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swm
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 4
You have to print return label!
4 of 5 because you have to print a return label and for those of us who don't need a printer therefor don't have one its too much trouble
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